Warning

Have you noticed how the Amazon packaging policy has changed over the last year? A memory card, which would previously have been delivered in a small padded envelope which fits through the letterbox, is now swathed in bubblewrap and a mountain of crumpled brown paper sheets and put in an A3-size cardboard box which has to be collected from the parcel depot if you can't get to the door in time in your Muppet Show pyjamas (featuring the iconic Animal) and fluffy dayglo slippers. Today I took delivery of such a package while wearing afore-mentioned garments, but on this occasion it contained some posh undies to which I'd treated myself (neatly avoiding the dangling preposition you may notice). After filling a recycling box with the package-filling I unearthed this rather tasteful leopard-print satin and black lace bra and matching nether garment. I'm not sure about the warning on the bag though; it's not that tight....