The old Light house of Northampton.

When i grow up, i want to be a lighthouse keeper! Luckily Northampton has it's very own light house, (with a fake christmas tree on top!).
Gather round, and i shall tell you the take of the old light house of Northampton.
There once was an old man from Northampton, and God came to him and told him that one day there would be global warming, and hence began construction on his lighthouse. Being in the middle of the country, a good 2 hours drive away from sea, the townsfolk laughed at him, but one day he knew that he would be having the last laugh, as those around him would drown and crash there ships, he would be king of the world up in his tower.

(disclaimer - this is not a light house, its a tower which used to be used to test lifts)