Crane Required...

...To lift me off the sofa and up to bed. I have had fill of pasta with spinach and broccoli so I should be 'Popeye' powered. However, following a fine (shared) bottle of Badgers ale, the crane will be required.

Poor Mr H, he has been instructed to keep his awful cough 'lubricated'. We think that this means more beer. Bring on the crane.
:)