The Evil Stare

When living in The Hague I mastered the 'Evil Stare', a skill you can't be without in that part of Holland!

You can use it when somebody A) bumps in to you by accident, B) asks you for directions C) looks at you in a nice way, D) any kind of situation you can think of that involves eye contact.

When living in Tilburg (a long time ago) I already found out that I had a talent for the 'Evil Stare'. I used it to scare a Yugoslavian gorrila shaped man, that was working as a bouncer for a coffeeshop (where you can get the vegetables Holland is most famous for...), just by looking at him very angry :)

Now I sometimes use it on annoying kids and small dogs, just for fun :) haha