Hulking It Out

This is a tribute to my mother, who cannot wash knitwear.

I have a thing about ill fitting clothing, a problem with how you squeeze yourself into that dress, determined that zipper should support your mistaken assumption of your own size.

Those increments of 2 that vanity and fashion dictate to mean less and less all the time. Size 14 or 16, 8 or a 10, it really doesn't matter, what I see before me is a person not a number, your super tight clothing only makes you appear bigger. Please do me a favour, hold back on self-delusion for a moment and try the next size up, you might just find it feels better.