On reflection...

I was there outside the Fender shop and even I am struggling with what's what in this.

I never learnt to play a musical instrument but seem to have developed a middle age fixation with buying an acoustic guitar.

I have visions of serenading J9 sat by a campfire... Not that we ever sit around campfires but that's probably because I can't play guitar... Or it could be the stringent anti-conflagration health and safety rules of campsites nowadays.