Cornwall Trip - The Camelford Kettle

Sounds like a Kernow Police tactic. The Camelford gambit sir? are you absolutely sure - have we the home office approval? Have you charged the heat seeking pastys' tasers? Well no - a much more pleasant - and perhaps more mundanely usual use for the battle scarred, heat seared, wistfully whistling water 'otter of Tom's. Tea. Not tea in a rank, supersaturated state bourn of making a batch in the stove-top coffee machine having muddled the kilner jar stores of leaves & bean grounds. I mean what idiot would make that ludicrous mistake. Nope - just a nice cuppa chai. A pleasant drive down to get stir-crazy Mary Ann out & about, with a lovely landing - thx Tom.