The changing face of suburbia

I knew that things were going to change when Margaret moved next door.
First came the palm trees.
Then came the doric columns.

I shall not be outdone.

From now on the kids will play with their pet lobster on the partition wall, to show her what true class is.

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Please also check my ferry-spotting grannies, they are more aesthetically pleasing than the suburban lobster but nowhere near as tasty!


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PS: for the collectors of unnecessarily gross facts:
never EVER feed lobster to your infants still wearing nappies.
For 2 reasons:
a- they would be just as happy with Chicken McNuggets and fries
b- nothing, and I mean NOTHING comes anywhere near the stink of a lobster nappy the day after (all the English nannies of billionaire's kids will tell you that much...)