Hail Eris!

Gather comrades and adversaries (though there may be but wafers between you). Viddy well young droogies, heed the warnings of Malaclypse the Younger. Allow not the Curse of Greyface to creep like fungus across your visage.

"Greyface and his followers took the game of playing at life more seriously than they took life itself and were known even to destroy other living beings whose ways of life differed from their own."- Principia Discordia, Page 00042

Accept you know nothing. Accept the guy or girl next to you has no more of a clue than you do. Accept that you are a Pope and all is well.