Technology!

Well have you ever had one of these days when the Gods have conspired against you ? Well today has been mine!
All day I have struggled with this bloody internet, its so slow that I can put a wash through the machine quicker than I can download a stupid document!
When oh when are BT going to get their finger out and upgrade ALL the exchanges and not those a few miles north of Londinium?
BT did not expect the internet to take off like it did and were thus left trailing behind and my pal who works for them says their strategdy is to now be as slow as possible to frustrate people in going over to their ridiculously over priced system!
Apart from wanting to throw this bloody machine out the windae, When I was going oot the door laden with three huge blue shed bags of washing to be dried, the door caught on one of the many flaming pairs of abandoned boots, shoes, wellies, bags in the porch causing the door to spring back and hit me on the temple!! More grrrrrsss and if that wasnt enough when I put my dainty foot on the door step, I slid on some moss and made an undignified exit oot the hoose!
Seriously what have I done to annoy him upstiars so much?
Then when stirring the soup, I got too enthusiastic and am now covered in lentil soup! and its only 6.30pm.!!!!

Not going to move of this chair till I go to my bed lest I invoke more Heavenly wrath

Happy blipping all