An astonishingly tasty Pencil. Apple flavour

My boss went all the way to Apple's HQ and all he brought me back was this lousy pencil :o)

When I say lousy, it is lovely. It has to be. It was from the very desk of Sir Jonathan Ive, apparently. It will remain virgin. It might even be placed in a little glass box that can only be broken in case of an emergency. All hail this amazing piece of communications technology. Where would we be without it?

Frankly, I probably shouldn't say this, but I actually like pencils more than any iPhone. But maybe I'm just old fashioned. Maybe it's just cause I have an Apple pencil.