Derwent Water

We were joined at the cottage in the Lakes by Mrs B's brother Dave, his partner Emma and their son Louis.

With Emma and Mrs B despatched to a spa, dads and lads went off to live it up in Keswick. With the 'Cars of the Stars' and Bond museums closed, there was nothing left but the glory that is the Pencil museum.

Oh yes - those laydees were envious when they heard about that.

It was nearly the photo of the world's biggest coloured crayon...