Noooooo...

...don't jump, Antony. It's only seagull poo!

Body modeller and art installer Antony Gormley decides that enough is enough and prepares to throw himself into the dangerous deep waters of Leith Harbour.

You have to admire his obvious iron will and steely resolve to cast himself into the icy depths.

He would swallow-dive, but he's a bit rusty