Mr.Swan does his Morning Pilates.

Pilates is very much the "in" thing in the exercise and torture worlds. Even Mrs.Joesblips partakes on a weekly basis and comes home each time having discovered muscles which she never even knew existed.

Imagine my surprise this morning when I discovered that even Mr.Swan has succumbed to this peculiar form of medieval torture. I caught up on him before work when I found him up on the grass, facing his domain which he rules like a benign dictator, and going through his routine with gusto. Good on you Mr.Swan. Let's see how those pecs and abs look in a few weeks time!