Introducing the legend Russ Powell

So it's finally happened. After months of being ignored and passed over in favour of whomever woke up in his bed that morning, the old sausage muncher (aka Paul 'World Wide' Webb) has finally asked me to contribute to his daily blips. "About ruddy time" i hear you all scream at the top of your lungs. Well don't expel ALL the air from your fleshy wind bags, you'll need some for breathing...if thats your sort of thing that is. I gave up breathing in 2001. Overrated if you ask me. I'd actually only put it at number 3 of my favourite unconscious bodily functions behind blinking and osmosis. My top 3 conscious bodily functions are all variations on doing a poo, but you knew that already.

So what is a blip, i hear you ask. "What is a blip?". Alright don't patronise me, i heard you the first time. According to the dictionary on the internet it's a small spot of light on a display screen, something that is small or a slang term for a nickel. Trust the Yanks to stick their star spangled oar in and try and make it mean something else. A nickel is already slang as it is! Why are they slanging the slang? But that's americans for you, always going over the top with things. Just look at Lady GaGa. Most transexuals keep it to themselves post op.

I always thought a blip was a little down turn/black mark/bump in road. As in 'don't worry, it's just a little blip'. Like what you say when you get a paper cut or run over a pedestrian. Just one of life's little frustrations that isn't of any real great consequence and will just be forgotten about soon enough.

Jedward aren't entirely bad though.

Apparently i've got to supply a picture to go with this blip too but can't really find anything that coincides with what i've written hear. Maybe a picture of a rambling mad man would have been suitable but i don't want to give Nick Griffin any more exposure than absolutely necessary so here's a picture i took of the england rugby game on saturday that offers an excellent assessment of the aforementioned massive racist.

Do some fun (or what ever crap it normally is Paul says at the end of these things)