Tat2 You 2...

I bumped into Sparrow loitering outside the local Tattoo Parlour tonight.

He's been thinking about getting a 'tat' done for some considerable time now. A mixture of procrastination and a very low pain threshold have been the main hurdles to his plan.

The thought of Sparrow agreeing to be tattooed is the source of much chortling amongst his friends and acquaintances. You'd probably hear the screams of pain in the North of Scotland, the West of Ireland and mainland Europe.

I can't see it happening ... As likely as a win for the Mackems at St. James' Park on Sunday!