Could do better

Tips For Successful Busking:
- Be well-groomed - make it obvious you are not begging.
- Smile. Put your heart and soul into your performance.
- Get a dog (if you can afford to look after him) or borrow a friend's pet.
- Be female. On average, a female busker earns over three times what a man would earn on the same pitch.

Not going too well today then, eh Gino?