Sharp needles

Today I have mainly been busy poking my eyes with these sharp needles.

This is what happens to you when you are doing a PhD.

My whole day was spent trying to run some fancy analysis on some fancy software I have no idea how to use.

I need more divine inspiration.

Failing that copious amounts of vino collapso or strong drugs.

Please someone, anyone, give me strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.