Life changer.

Today, I changed lives.

This was my uniform. I was a Fitologist in ON's denim sale, and I did my best work. Not content with only helping women analyze and find the best style of jeans for their body, I also assisted poor and confused men in their quest for appropriate jeans.

I like to think that women approach jean shopping like:
"I wear these jeans, but I'm willing to try other ones, you know like any that make my butt and thighs look smaller. And I think I'm this size, but in reality I'm probably at least a size bigger, so maybe that's my wishful size. I'll try them all on anyway. What do you think? Do these make my butt look better?"

Whereas men like to approach jean shopping more like:
"I have worn this style of jeans since I started wearing men's sizes. I will get another three pair of the same style and size, and I will wear them til I die."

Oh, the joys of working retail.