Ye Olde mind boggleth!

In the Red corner.
Gluten free
Wheat free
Dairy free
Egg free
Yeast free
Soy free
Nut free Vegan & Natural

In the White Corner
Add water ... CHECK
Add milk .... WHAT?!? O.K. they do say ''Or non dairy milk''
Add eggs ... EGGS they say?

''Nut'' a good idea if you're allergic.

DUH?!?
What I tend to refer to as an ''Oxidised Moron''.

As the Ancient Wogan was wont to say ... ''Is it ME?