Look at me ...

... I'm a tw*t!

You get to work alongside some rather strange people ... this guy is a contractor who draws attention to himself, not really in a good way, by regularly talking loudly and by wearing a headset earpiece in one ear and a mobile phone headset in another. Come to think of it, that's probably why he talks loudly.

Today he sat on a call with his iPhone in the air like a lightening conductor....