there was an old lady who swallowed a........

I woke up in a panic at 4am this morning.........

in my dream I was drinking loose-leaf tea ('fortmason' if you're interested) and then I accidentally swallowed one of the tea leafs and I handed my cup to the person I'm with so I can remove the leaf.......but I wake up with a start in a panic. I have actually swallowed something.......I can still feel it there........I sit up and swallow all of the water I have by the side of the bed........but I can still feel it there.......I go into the bathroom and try and cough it up......nothing.....it is still there! I take a toothbrush and shove it down my throat and try to drag it out........it is still there..........

It is now 11am, I have not slept since 4, I have had breakfast and cup after cup of hot water.......I can still feel it there.............oh god!!

I am the old lady who swallowed a spider...........