Just a pair of boots

MUM...
What?
Have you got 5 minutes?
Yes, why?
Would you like to put my walking boots on e-bay for me?
Which ones?
My new ones..
????? They are the same as your other pair, which you said were the most comfortable in the world!
Well, I think now perhaps my others may have been a wider fitting.
But you have worn them outside!
Yes, but only once...can you flog 'em on e-bay for me.

.......and that's the reason the picture I took today was just a pair of boots!