Durham Fashion Week?

I know I know nothing about fashion, and care even less.... but Mustard and Maroon? Maroon and Mustard? No! No! That is horrible. Who would walk past this display and say "Irresistable... I have to have that!"?

Luckily, I wasn't on the lookout for a tasteful ensemble, so I was able to surpress a shudder and press on towards the more tempting offers in the fruit and veg and dairy aisles.

Does anyone actually buy clothes in Sainsbury's anyway?

Note to self: try to get out more...