Birthday trip to the gallery

Alice - "This a boat, me go this side, allowed in a boat, not touch picture"
My lass - "No Alice, you're not allowed on that side"
Alice - "me no touch picture... me go this side"
My lass - "No Alice"
Alice "ME NO TOUCH PICTURE"
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and then she made her move
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