Do my nostrils look big in this?

Do not stare.
It's impolite.
Do not stare at his nostrils.
Look outside, look inside (the train, not the nostrils) ELSEWHERE.
Focus on something else. How many fillings does he have?
Shit, I have to stop staring at this hypnotic spectacle.
I know! I'll photograph him instead, it will look less conspicuous!

It's been a long long day.Dublinairport at 5.30am. Flight to Brussels cancelled. Rerouted to Amsterdam.

Flyffy cloud.

Do global warming and rising sea levels worry you?
a- not at all
b- it has been exagerated by scaremongers
c- slightly worried
d- worried
e- quite literally shit scared, I'm Dutch

Sleeper on the plane. Lucky her...