Today

I visited the old woods to dance with the devil. The devil always gets a bad press in my opinion, at least she doesn't tuck his jumper into her trousers. Got a new flash whistle (suit) and saw a bloke who dressed like a pirate, maybe he really was a pirate I didn't ask, his girlfriend had bright red hair that reached almost to the ground and they drove a dark fiat punto which was full of stolen treasure. Ikea was full of fools. Some of this is true, does it matter?