Early birds

Not.if.you.paid.me.a.million.dollars.

The skating rink that was cleared on the lake can't be more than an inch thick, as warm as it's been. They're not even ice fishing, just sitting out there on patio chairs as if they're making sure they'll beat the crowds...tonight when the rink opens?

Beautiful but expensive day. New vacuum cleaner. Maybe I'd go out there for a million dollars, come to think of it; tethered with emergency crews standing by.