My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding

is a programme on British telly which follows young travellers preparing for the "most important day of their lives," their wedding day. The couture doesn't just stop with the widest, whitest, fullest wedding dresses you've ever seen in your life, it also includes hen night outfits. These two were a first for the tailors - one girl is dressed as a palm tree and the other a pineapple.
Don't ask.
I picked up my jaw just long enough to grab a pickie.