This is not a pothole

At, least it isn't according to the council.

There have been random attempts to put tarmac in some places. However, there was no discernible pattern or plan. Was the hole-filler and artist, trying to create some giant collage? Is this a John Cage inspired act of randomness? Was it pixies? No, don't be silly G, pixies is a silly explanation. They'd do it properly, remember the shoemaker story?

It's all a mystery. And a blip. And a bump. And a bang and bill.

Pass me a drink please, and the Radox!