Oh deer.

In this difficult financial climate, some pubs have
started keeping Stags as pets to bring the punters in.

This is Jeremy the Stag, just watching the world go by.

Trying to be proud, but knowing that competing
with the stripper at lunchtime for tips, and a diet
of dry roasted peanuts and prawn cocktail crisps
is his future.

At least he can get pissed and forget the shame.