The Prehistoric Era...

According to Arlo, aged 3 1/4.

"Many years ago, a long long long long long long long time ago there were real dinosaurs. They were not just in stories. Like witches and dragons and monsters. Dinosaurs did living. And there were no people about. Not even Mummy and Daddy. And there were no shops. Dinosaurs couldn't make shopses. The T-Rex has too short arms. And when they do come back. Oh wait, but, but, but. Em, Mummy, but will the dinosaurs come back, Mummy?"

"No, they can never come back".

"Well, if they DID come back I would look up at the T-Rex and I would say 'OH WOOK everybody. There is my favourite dinosaur'. And he would look down at me and he would say [adopts deep dinosaur voice] 'OH FANK YOU ARLOOOOOO. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR'.

The End.