A different approach

Dear Cahnts,


In the days following the fuckin liberty I came across after coming outta the Press launch, I put together 10 pages of ranting and photographic evidence in my defence but ended with a limerick in the hope they might see what a funghi I am and let me off...


"....and in the true spirit of the Edinburgh Festival.....

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN WHO WAS FINED
FOR MISSING A SMALL YELLOW LINE
THEY GAVE HIM A CHARGE
THAT WAS RATHER HARSH
DESPITE BEING VIGILANT EACH TIME "



My Mum preferred:

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN WHO WAS FINED
FOR MISSING A SMALL YELLOW LINE
THEY MENTIONED THE PRICE
WHICH WAS NOT VERY NICE
FOR A VIGILANT BOY SO MALIGNED