Nemesis

Yes, I run. Not a lot, and not very far, and nowhere near enough to counteract the rubbish I chuck down my gullet on a daily basis. But I do run. These are my shoes. I hate these shoes.

Actually, that's not fair. There's nothing wrong with them, they're good shoes. They just taunt me and tease me every time I see them. The remind me that I should be outside, racking up some miles, rather than ordering Chinese takeaway.

Someday, I hope they become my friends.