Welcome to Manchester. The weather is....

..horrible, horrible, dark, dank, wet, miserable, depressing and grey.
Raining, pouring, the old man is snoring, shite, damp and smelly.

Apart from the weather, everything else is perfect - apart from the economy which is...

I almost feel sorry for the passengers. But at least they've had a holiday, so I don't feel sorry for them.

Welcome home folks.