Make Your Own Joke About Big Knockers!

We both had the day off today, so were at home to receive a delivery of patio slabs. We are planning a murder, so need something to cover the "recently disturbed soil".
Then we had a go at working out why LOH's electric keyboard/piano wasn't working. It seemed to think the disk drive was in use even when there was no disk in it & it was preventing the production of sweet music. As LOH only uses the piano setting, she didn't need the disk drive. So we removed many hundreds of screws, disconnected the offending drive, screwed it all back together with our fingers crossed (harder than it sounds!) & ta-dah! Success!