Pampas grass

Lovely blue sky today, but cold. The one and only time I've been drunk enough to forget what happened was at a school dance for the parents. I won a bottle of whisky and my friend opened it and kept liberally pouring it into everyone's glass.
When I got up the next day, the porch was full of Pampas grass. I had picked it all from my neighbour's garden. Luckily it was the drink pourer's garden.
Fortunately for me, my children didn't go to that school, but his did!
This Pampas is from a neighbour's garden but 8 miles away from the regrettable incident.