B is for ... Blipping blurry barflies...

... blue-lit beside a bit of bling and bundled in a bearded, boyish, beery bunch, imbibing brownish boozy beverages by the brass-railed bar, behind the big window (barricading out the blustery blast) - burping, blethering, blabbing and blahing boring, blokey, bullshit bragging by the binful while the rain buckets Blackheath-ward and bright blighter Bad Bart blithely bangs on, brazenly banal but boldly biting, on the box in the background... before bolting bravely back home to bed.

(Boy oh boy, but B is a bugger to (b)alliterise!)