Potemkin

Tom was doing lots of sums for us on a blackboard yesterday ahead of a parent's meeting with teacher later in the evening.

There were lots of fish-based calculations (if I have 4 fish and share them between 2) before the true spirit of the seven year old boy surfaced and we had summing and multiplying of willies and bums. The glorious zenith of this was

'If we have one smelly bottom, how many people faint?'

What are they teaching them at this school?


.... this is a direct reference to last year's shot and because its cold and these steps are right outside the office door. Not these steps but it does give me blip ideas...