Joker...

What? You got a five.... And your sister got an Ace.... Well you know what that means? You both equally win...oh and is that bedtime?

Tried to teach the kids how to play shitheid but kind of misjudged the time available to get through the game itself let alone trying to remember the rules and relay them to a couple of toddlers.

Beauty of playing with kids however is that made up rules are quite easily taken on board even when then benefit the rule maker upper.