So one seagull says to another......

Why do seagulls have wings?
To beat the Gypsies to the rubbish tip

What do you call a seagull when it flies over the bay?
A seagull.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.

A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.

"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.

"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.

The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"


Gosh I like Birds ;-D