Overcrowded Dublin Bay

This rubber-hooded nymph is in fact an android.
She is resistant to:
- Hypothermia
- Jellyfish sting
- Seals tickles
- Brocken bottles cuts
- High concentration of phosphates
- Seagull droppings




All the above is nothing but bull.
She is actually swimming at a certified Blue Flag beach, right in the city centre of a big European capital.

This is thanks to a state of the art water treatment plant in Poolbeg.
Slight downside: it stinks like hell in Poolbeg.

I do not live anywhere near Poolbeg.

Thank God...