Growl

The sun streaming in on him cruelly reveals Teddy's missing eye, bald patches and limp, unstuffing limbs - a sad portrait of abandoned love.

No wonder he appears to be about to clamber off the cabinet and head off somewhere better.

He's as old as me, my first true love - I'm ashamed of myself.

But he still manages to growl when his tummy's pressed. That shows character.