Pension

I got a message from Sir Paul.
Handwritten. His scrawl.

It said Hiya mate.
I hear, of late,that a few folk on blipfoto
have been a bit critical of Me. And Ringo.
No problem. Fuck 'em.
We're rich enough to take it.

Anyway, I'm a bit pushed for time,
new album to promote
(it's called Kisses On The Bottom)
but I just want to say I appreciate
you sticking up for the two of us
and, as a thank you, I'm sending you this
early manuscript of Blackbird.

I know you'll cherish it.
All the best, pal

Paul

I will cherish it, for a while,
but don't mention
this to Macca; I think I've just got
a much needed boost to my pension.

Sotheby's. Shhh.


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