Flaming Abstract

I got home from work a bit earlier tonight, and had several ideas for 'creative' shots. Tracey was pleasantly surprised because I cleaned the taps in the bathroom.

But to no avail. Neither of the 2 ideas sodding worked...... yet.

But I will persevere in my doughty persistent way.

Is it just me, or can anyone see a naked, headless, female torso on the left?