London Village

Some days I'm struggling to find a blip......and today too many to choose from :/

In case the little picture didn't give it away I've been into the little sleepy hamlet of london today.

My day went something like this......
Up, showered, strut around in bra and pants as I never know what to friggin wear.

Work - check emails, book meeting room, check study drug temp, harass consultant.

To train station - curse as having to pay £7.50 in a NCP car park....wankers....bat eye lids at taxi driver because the parking machines don't take notes. Ticket, coffee, use coffee to try to warm up frozen ice fingers.

Train journey, scuzzy underground journey, actually here are some interesting facts about the underground:

1) Average bacteria counts per cm2 for UK transport systems: London: 677 per cm2
2) Travelling on the tube for 40 minutes is the equivalent of smoking two cigarettes - so save yourself a packet, all you smokers and get on the tube more often.
3) Men have to sit with their legs apart when travelling on the tube. This is due to special magnetic fibres on the upholstery of the seats which interacts with testosterone to provide an antimagnetic outward force.
4) Mosquitoes that live in the underground have evolved into a completely different species, one that appears separated from the above ground mozzie by over a thousand years.
5) The Gappe is a little known bird/bat like creature, which only tube announcers can see and we are often told to mind them.
6) Green grapes cause more accidents on the London Underground than banana skins.

All true......FACT.....

Came up for air at Oxford Circus. Walked to The Association of Anaesthetics, posh sandwiches - no crusts, polite conversation, study meeting.

Out of meeting, wagamama's for dinner, sharpened elbows for underground bun fight and home............Phewwwww.