Fed Up

Is the name of my new business. It's a courier service unlike any other - you place an order for an item and we will deliver it to your address. We'll be really vague with the delivery time and may even cancel last minute. But here's where the clever bit comes in. When you use our company we'll ask you for a mobile number so you think we'll use it to keep you up-to-date with your delivery.

You'll lose many hours, even days off work (unpaid), waiting around at home not sure if we'll even show. The best thing about my new business is that despite all our shortcomings, people will stay pay us and just put up with us.

You have to admit it's a pretty good set up. No customer care, thought or good manners and we still make money.

Genius!