91120 departs Stevenage 35 minutes late

Only get half my fare refunded then.

David Nobbs' Reginald Iolanthe Perrin would have been a blipper worth following:

Twenty-two minutes late, badger ate a junction box at New Malden.

Twenty-two minutes late, escaped puma, Chessington North.

Twenty-two minutes late, fed up by train delays, came by bike. Slow puncture at Peckham.