A confused genius

By Lez11

Full medical

I had to go for my full medical today at Crewe:
- eyesight excellent (thanks laser eye surgery)
- hearing very good
- pulse 58
- blood pressure 130/88 (slightly high, possibly the strong cappachino I
had before the medical)
- breathalyser 0.00% (alcohol test for my job)
- height 181cm
- weight 101kg (I was fully clothed plus I had drunk lots of water ready for my urine sample)

All in all a good medical apart from my weight and slightly high blood pressure. It could have been a lot worse, they could have gave me a prostate exam, ouch!

I think im going to treat myself to some haribo starmix (pic), what is you favourite?

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