LA-Z BOY

They say that Sundays are a 'day of rest', loosely translated to 'the laziest day of the week'. (That's pretty much everyday for me but this time it's actually justified).

Throughout my entire life I've constantly been able to find the 'easy' option.. Why walk when you can drive? Why cook when you can order in? Why clean when you can make your parents do it? (just kidding!) I firmly believe that if more people took on my way of life, they'd be a significant decrease on stress related illnesses. Not to mention world wars. Shall we go to war with England for the next 5 years? No, I can't be arsed.

The above picture is how, given the chance, I would spend every day for the rest of my natural life. A best friend, Harry Potter, Krispy Kreme doughnuts, wearing nothing but pyjama's and having the occasional nap, or as my friend likes to call them.. "a really long blink". We can leave out the hangover though. (see yesterday's post for the reason of said illness).

'Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers' - Homer Simpson.